Do you ever find reason to laugh at yourself?  I sure do.  This month I've laughed at myself on two occasions-- laughed loudly-- almost uncontrollably!  :-)  One of these occasions has to do with my
 little obsession with bottle brush trees.
It all started with Pinterest--waaaaayyyy too many waaaayyy cute things made with mini bottle brush trees---bottle brush trees under glasses, bottle brush trees in salt shakers, bottle brush trees dyed pink... you get the idea.  I knew I had a bag of green trees from last year, but couldn't find them, and they were the wrong color anyway.  In search at Michael's,  I discovered these small packs of ivory trees--the preferred color:
  
 So I bought three.  
And used them all!  That's when I panicked!  Had to have more.  So I called all the local 
Michael's--sold out.  YIKES!  Would I actually have to wait until NEXT 
Christmas to make all those cute creations swirling in my head????  
Then I discovered on PINTEREST that you could bleach the green trees.  
That made me look hard for my trees, and lo and behold, I finally found 
them--under a pile of old books and Christmas tree garland in a box in a
 corner of my garage!  Hurray!   I couldn't wait to start bleaching.   

One pinner's instruction was to put the trees in bleach and then in 
vinegar to stop the reaction.  Eagerly I put on two right-handed rubber 
gloves (all I could find), got tubs ready, and began the process in the 
kitchen.  What a smell!  (My husband moved me out to the garage.)  I soon got
 excited!  The green trees were becoming ivory before my very eyes!  But
 they were also turning a little dark--especially in the center... 

 

Well, you're probably crafty and very ahead of me, and you probably 
guessed why!  Vinegar rusts metal!  Doh!  I was not happy.  These trees 
didn't look elegant--they looked very primitive.  Now I had no true ivory trees and fewer green trees!  My 
heart started beating fast--a near panic attack coming on.  How would I possibly have enough now to 
make gifts for everyone? Could I dye these back to green and hide the 
rust?  I tried a few more using only bleach and was please with the result.  Before bleaching my entire stash, I used a few green ones in vignettes, and decided green 
with snow was kinda nice.  Now I didn't want to use up all my green 
trees!  What to do?  
 
 
 Poor hubby...every time afterward that we went out together I asked to stop by Michael's or JoAnn's to look for trees.  I finally found a bag for 60% off.  The stash was growing.  Still wasn't sure I had enough.
 Then a few mornings later, as I was feeding my 
addiction to daily deal craft sites, I found trees on 
The Plaid Barn.  
Hurray!  I ordered 3 bunches--twelve altogether.  Aaaaaaahhhh.... that ought to be enough, I thought.
and they bleached really well:
                    
I had quite a few trees at this point:
 T
hen about a week afterward, hubby 
and I stopped after brunch at a nearby thrift shop.  Guess what I 
found??????  A whole bag of green trees for $4.00!   So I HAD to buy 
them!  You can believe I walked very sheepishly out to the car where hubby was waiting.
 
My collection was quite large now. 
And just to complete my obsession, I bleached a couple of large ivory trees that had gold glitter and terrible fake balls.  Before I knew it, I had a box full of trees and I just had to laugh and laugh.  Do you think I have enough to work with now?  :-)